Whether you want them or not here come the phone books. Seems like every couple weeks these little nuggets are littering the streets. And why in hell are there multiple companies producing these shits? Sure it can be a good thing to have one physical phone book around, but there comes a point when too many of them just become spam. Spam that comes to your fucking door and sits there for weeks and turns to a disgusting pulpy mess before you eyes. You know, if we only got these things once a year that would be more than enough. I can hear the trees falling in the rain forest to help print these eyesores.
