Telephone books, really?

Whether you want them or not here come the phone books. Seems like every couple weeks these little nuggets are littering the streets. And why in hell are there multiple companies producing these shits? Sure it can be a good thing to have one physical phone book around, but there comes a point when too many of them just become spam. Spam that comes to your fucking door and sits there for weeks and turns to a disgusting pulpy mess before you eyes. You know, if we only got these things once a year that would be more than enough. I can hear the trees falling in the rain forest to help print these eyesores.

It's my right!

That's what the smokers always say. It's their right to smoke. Okay fine, if you wanna suck on a death stick
until you come down with some horrible disease then great, do that. But don't litter the landscape with those disgusting butts!

Thank God they at least have to go outside the bar or restaurant to do that shit so we don't have to inhale the poison or have the taste of your food ruined by the smoke. Now can we do something about the butts? I swear those things are everywhere! And how many of you have been at a party, set your drink down for a minute and had some asshole put a cigarette out in it?
Some of us probably even took a swig out of it without looking!

I think that smokers should not only have to go outside to do their dirty deed, but they should have to carry portable ashtrays to dispose of the toxic waste. Who's with me??

It's all about Me

So my neighbors just got a new flat screen. Great. Wonderful. Bully for you. But when people don't break down their boxes many times they end up sitting in an alley for days if not weeks(like these have) or blowing down the street and making the whole neighborhood look like crap.

Come on, it takes two minutes to cut the boxes down and put them in the dumpster. Then you can catch up on Jon & Kate, The Octomom or whatever is the newest freakshow they toss out there. And don't give the excuse that you don't have a utility knife. Get one!